i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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