they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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