You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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