Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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