shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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