She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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