Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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