he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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