That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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