Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Drake has all the answers
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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