I just made out with a guy for $7.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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