What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm always down for nudity.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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