it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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