yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
They took my balls.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
