he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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