long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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