Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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