party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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