these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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