hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
