That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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