I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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