sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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