we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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