Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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