I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
