Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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