No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize