Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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