gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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