I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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