I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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