I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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