i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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