Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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