why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
im holly from the hills drunk
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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