He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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