Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
did you just send me my own nude
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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