Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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