their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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