quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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