I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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