Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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