i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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