Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
