I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
