I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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