hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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