you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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