ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Where is the hickey?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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