he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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