You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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