So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
