i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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