he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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