Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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