New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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