so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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