Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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