It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
this hospital has no fireball
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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