sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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