Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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