He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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